http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/-t1.htm Jokes, funny pics.. etc etc. Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:40:49 GMT 10 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/denisefrain/120816115437195.gif http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/-t1.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/garden-snake-t1194.htm Snakes Incorporated Garden Snake Green garden grass snakes can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. A couple in Sweetwater , Texas had a lot of potted plants, and during a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream. The ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:40:49 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/garden-snake-t1194.htm#9595 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/garden-snake-t1194.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/women-are-evil-by-nature-t1188.htm Snakes Incorporated A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her Hands beyond his beard and into his ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:29:37 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/women-are-evil-by-nature-t1188.htm#9582 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/women-are-evil-by-nature-t1188.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/redneck-vasectomy-t1185.htm Snakes Incorporated Redneck Vasectomy After their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in redneck ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:54:16 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/redneck-vasectomy-t1185.htm#9578 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/redneck-vasectomy-t1185.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/the-mommy-test-t1178.htm Snakes Incorporated The Mommy Test I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:15:04 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/the-mommy-test-t1178.htm#9531 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/the-mommy-test-t1178.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/an-old-couple-prepares-for-bed-t1177.htm Snakes Incorporated A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart Rugby." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, Try and conversion - 7-all". After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Penalty - 10 points to 7." Not to be outdone, the ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Mon, 29 Dec 2008 13:31:30 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/an-old-couple-prepares-for-bed-t1177.htm#9526 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/an-old-couple-prepares-for-bed-t1177.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/no-speak-english-t1176.htm Snakes Incorporated No Speak English A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Wed, 24 Dec 2008 10:54:34 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/no-speak-english-t1176.htm#9514 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/no-speak-english-t1176.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/the-average-south-african-t1122.htm Snakes Incorporated The Average South African

A recent study conducted by Wits University found that the average
South African walks about 1200 kms a year. Another study by the
South African Medical Association found that South Africans drink, on
average, 100 litres of alcohol a year. This means, on average,
South Africans get about 12 kms to the litre.

Kind of makes you proud to be South African.]]> Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:48:00 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/the-average-south-african-t1122.htm#9060 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/the-average-south-african-t1122.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/wrong-number-t1120.htm Snakes Incorporated Wrong number When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:16:32 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/wrong-number-t1120.htm#9054 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/wrong-number-t1120.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/he-is-80-she-is-20-t1112.htm Snakes Incorporated HE IS 80, SHE IS 20. IT WAS THE TALK OF THE TOWN WHEN AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN MARRIED A 20 YEAR OLD GIRL. AFTER A YEAR OF MARRIAGE SHE WENT INTO THE HOSPITAL TO GIVE BIRTH. THE NURSE CAME OUT TO CONGRATULATE THE OLD FELLOW SAYING "THIS IS AMAZING! HOW DO YOU DO IT AT YOUR AGE" HE ANSWERED,"YOU GOT TO KEEP THE OLD MOTOR RUNNING." THE FOLLOWING YEAR THE YOUNG BRIDE GAVE BIRTH AGAIN. THE SAME NURSE SAID, "YOU'RE AMAZING, HOW ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:06:53 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/he-is-80-she-is-20-t1112.htm#8989 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/he-is-80-she-is-20-t1112.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/turtle-guy-t1101.htm caimanhunter

Figured someone would appreciate this.]]> Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:44:32 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/turtle-guy-t1101.htm#8934 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/turtle-guy-t1101.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/farm-inspections-t1099.htm Snakes Incorporated Farm Inspections A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old Afrikaans farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm.' The old Afrikaner said, 'OK, but doesn't goes in that field over there.' The Agriculture representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:12:00 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/farm-inspections-t1099.htm#8924 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/farm-inspections-t1099.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/positive-proof-of-global-warming-t1100.htm Snakes Incorporated Positive proof of global warming

]]> Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:59:43 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/positive-proof-of-global-warming-t1100.htm#8932 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/positive-proof-of-global-warming-t1100.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/blonde-diary-t1086.htm Snakes Incorporated Blonde Diary January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! bottles won't fit in typewriter! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April Trapped on an escalator for hours.....power went out! May Tried to make Kool-Aid....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets! ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:58:41 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/blonde-diary-t1086.htm#8870 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/blonde-diary-t1086.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/an-attorney-in-a-bar-t1075.htm Snakes Incorporated A well-dressed lawyer went into a bar for a martini and found himself beside a scrungy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. The attorney leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, "Well, it looks like plastic." Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, "But it feels like rubber." Curious, the lawyer asked, "What do you have there mister?" The drunk stammered, "Damn if I ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:50:20 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/an-attorney-in-a-bar-t1075.htm#8792 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/an-attorney-in-a-bar-t1075.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/too-much-tequila-t1070.htm Snakes Incorporated Too much tequila A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it! He approaches the bartender and asks, 'What's up with the jar?' 'Well... you pay ten dollars... and IF you pass three tests you get all the money!!!' The man certainly isn't going to pass this up! 'What are the three tests?' 'Pay FIRST...' says the bartender... 'Those ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Tue, 05 Aug 2008 11:20:07 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/too-much-tequila-t1070.htm#8759 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/too-much-tequila-t1070.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/baby-sitting-t1028.htm Snakes Incorporated Baby sitting]]> Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:03:35 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/baby-sitting-t1028.htm#8495 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/baby-sitting-t1028.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/a-guide-to-pronunciation-in-south-africa-t1012.htm Snakes Incorporated A GUIDE TO PRONUNCIATION IN SOUTH AFRICA Beck - not the front Beds - doves, vultures, etc. Ben - to set alight Cut - a small vehicle drawn by a donkey Errors - districts, e.g. “Ebbon errors” (urban areas) Feather - Cape Town is feather from Mpumalanga than Johannesburg Guddin – area around your house, where you grow plants Get - a hinged opening in a fence Hair - as opposed to him Hiss - masculine form of hairs Itch - as in “itch and aviary pairsin” ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:48:07 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/a-guide-to-pronunciation-in-south-africa-t1012.htm#8333 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/a-guide-to-pronunciation-in-south-africa-t1012.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/a-man-robs-a-bank-t1000.htm Snakes Incorporated A man robs a bank

A man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?"

The hostage answers, "Yes."

The robber promptly shoots him in the head.

He then asks the second hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?"

The hostage answers, "No, but my wife did."]]> Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:12:34 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/a-man-robs-a-bank-t1000.htm#8284 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/a-man-robs-a-bank-t1000.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/dog-food-t916.htm Snakes Incorporated Dog food I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba dog food at Pick ' n Pay and standing in a queue at the check-out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Eukanuba Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t ' t because I ' d ended up in hospital last time, but that I ' d lost 22 kilos before I awoke in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Thu, 22 May 2008 18:58:07 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/dog-food-t916.htm#7876 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/dog-food-t916.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/when-in-england-t779.htm caimanhunter
I asked the guys I was with if they thought it was safe and if I should use a condom and Pierce answered, very nonchalantly, "Not to worry. She's armless."]]> Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:21:11 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/when-in-england-t779.htm#6742 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/when-in-england-t779.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/croc-wrestling-t776.htm squaddie79
http://www.bofunk.com/video/6616/man_wrestles_1000_pound_crocodile.html]]> Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:56:06 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/croc-wrestling-t776.htm#6657 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/croc-wrestling-t776.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/menstrual-cycle-t811.htm Reptile Rescue Den A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that's so homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year, also, he's sooooo dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his head to see how long he slept. So he figures that he has absolutely no chance in the world to score a date with this ravishing buxom blonde. Then suddenly she strikes up a conversation with him and soon they become rather chummy. It starts to get late and the bartender calls out last drink for ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:27:23 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/menstrual-cycle-t811.htm#7086 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/menstrual-cycle-t811.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/hanging-on-a-rope-t447.htm tilly790 ]]> Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:26:10 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/hanging-on-a-rope-t447.htm#3221 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/hanging-on-a-rope-t447.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/bmw-t767.htm tilly790 Old guy drives out of car showroom in his new BMWz3 convertable. Going on M.way doing 95 he soon is being followed by police....thinks to himself ..i can loose him & floors it doing 130 mph..suddenly he thinks to himself im to old for this & slows down & pulls over . Copper comes over & says Sir i have 15 mins to go to the end of my shift & its Friday & im off for the wk end if you can give me a reason for speeding that i havnt heard before i will let you go on your way... ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:10:25 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/bmw-t767.htm#6591 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/bmw-t767.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/vaseline-t765.htm squaddie79 A guy wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:52:04 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/vaseline-t765.htm#6587 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/vaseline-t765.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/difference-between-potentially-and-realisticly-t775.htm squaddie79 A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what's the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father ponders for a moment and then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you've learned". So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:58:54 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/difference-between-potentially-and-realisticly-t775.htm#6649 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/difference-between-potentially-and-realisticly-t775.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/am-wondering-if-she-has-small-feet-t690.htm Reptile Rescue Den

]]> Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Sat, 08 Mar 2008 13:02:51 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/am-wondering-if-she-has-small-feet-t690.htm#5876 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/am-wondering-if-she-has-small-feet-t690.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/chocolate-warning-t629.htm Snakes Incorporated Warning About Chocolate DO YOU EAT CHOCOLATE? We were raised on chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. � I will never eat it again. I hope you will throw yours away whenever you get given any from now on. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore. This is what happens when you eat chocolate! This is a warning, send this to everyone you care about. It could happen to you......or them. Chocolate will make your feet small!! Warn ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Sat, 01 Mar 2008 14:03:40 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/chocolate-warning-t629.htm#5354 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/chocolate-warning-t629.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/god-said-adam-t610.htm Snakes Incorporated God said, 'Adam, I Want you to do Something for Me.' Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You Want me to do?' God said, 'Go down Into that valley.' Adam said, 'What's a Valley?' God explained it to Him. Then God said, 'Cross the river.' Adam said, 'What's a River?' God explained that To him, and then said, 'Go over to the hill....' Adam said, 'What is a Hill?' So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:20:56 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/god-said-adam-t610.htm#5088 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/god-said-adam-t610.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/i-think-you-re-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids-t583.htm Snakes Incorporated I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:41:20 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/i-think-you-re-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids-t583.htm#4797 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/i-think-you-re-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids-t583.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/inches-t555.htm Snakes Incorporated Inches A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' ..and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:16:01 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/inches-t555.htm#4546 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/inches-t555.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/you-ve-gotta-love-drunk-people-t558.htm Snakes Incorporated YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed. 'Who was that?' asked his wife. 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers. 'Did you help him?' she asks. 'No, I did not, ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Sat, 16 Feb 2008 21:10:06 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/you-ve-gotta-love-drunk-people-t558.htm#4585 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/you-ve-gotta-love-drunk-people-t558.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/estate-planning-t543.htm Snakes Incorporated Estate Planning: A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed And said: 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well daughter, we Women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:15:59 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/estate-planning-t543.htm#4318 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/estate-planning-t543.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/speeding-car-t521.htm Snakes Incorporated Speeding car A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:53:19 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/speeding-car-t521.htm#4091 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/speeding-car-t521.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/when-i-say-i-m-broke--i-m-broke-t522.htm Snakes Incorporated WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE . . . I'M BROKE!! Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. " "Go away!" I said. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" And proceeded to close the door. ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:56:56 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/when-i-say-i-m-broke--i-m-broke-t522.htm#4092 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/when-i-say-i-m-broke--i-m-broke-t522.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/husband-wanted-brilliant-t516.htm Snakes Incorporated Husband wanted - BRILLIANT A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:23:00 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/husband-wanted-brilliant-t516.htm#3993 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/husband-wanted-brilliant-t516.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/cuddles-t523.htm Snakes Incorporated CUDDLES! A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:01:30 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/cuddles-t523.htm#4094 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/cuddles-t523.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/the-scotts-t514.htm Snakes Incorporated THE SCOTTS Bono, the lead singer of the band, U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous and for his humanitarian work. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow , Scotland , he asked the audience for complete silence. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:03:48 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/the-scotts-t514.htm#3966 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/the-scotts-t514.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/beer-contains-female-hormones-t478.htm Snakes Incorporated BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:24:26 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/beer-contains-female-hormones-t478.htm#3468 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/beer-contains-female-hormones-t478.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/women-are-evil-t456.htm Snakes Incorporated Women are evil!!!!!!!! A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Sat, 26 Jan 2008 21:15:52 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/women-are-evil-t456.htm#3309 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/women-are-evil-t456.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/old-men-can-still-think-fast-t457.htm Snakes Incorporated Old men can still think fast An old man in Louisiana had a big ol' farm with a big ol' pond out back. He fixed up the pond, set up picnic tables, horseshoe courts, planted apple trees and peach trees around his pond. A good while later, the old man decided he needed to pay a visit to the pond and make sure everything was on the up and up. He brought a 5-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard sounds of playing and laughter. Upon arriving at the pond, he ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Sat, 26 Jan 2008 21:33:27 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/old-men-can-still-think-fast-t457.htm#3314 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/old-men-can-still-think-fast-t457.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/the-rodeo-t416.htm Snakes Incorporated The rodeo A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.' They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' The ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:14:51 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/the-rodeo-t416.htm#2981 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/the-rodeo-t416.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/my-ebay-boob-job-t278.htm Reptile Rescue Den ]]> Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:18:32 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/my-ebay-boob-job-t278.htm#1772 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/my-ebay-boob-job-t278.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/tesco-s-chemist-t298.htm Albino_Burm One day, leaning on the bar, Jack says to Mike "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a Doctor!" Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Mike replies. "There's a new diagnostic computer at Tesco Pharmacy. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's >wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid.....a lot quicker and better than a doctor and you get Club card points". So Jack collects ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:38:25 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/tesco-s-chemist-t298.htm#1956 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/tesco-s-chemist-t298.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/pub-joke-t386.htm tilly790 Man walkes into pub, on the bar is a large jar stuffed with £10 notes, guy asks barman whats with the jar ...well says barman you have to pass 3 test to win it so bloke puts his £10 in & says fire away...1st is drink a pint of peppered tequila without pulling a face 2nd large pit bul fastened out back with a bad tooth you have to pull it out with your bare hands & 3rd theres a 90yr old woman upstairs never had an orgasm you have to sort that out....So the man says thats sick not doing ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:45:13 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/pub-joke-t386.htm#2593 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/pub-joke-t386.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/a-quiz-for-you-t290.htm boaboytony5 I have just found this questionnaire ... You must answer these questions as fast as you can and please post how many you got right First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take ... Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:52:54 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/a-quiz-for-you-t290.htm#1912 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/a-quiz-for-you-t290.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/joke-t257.htm boaboytony5 A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, 'Can I help you?' The man said, 'Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines.' Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:36:07 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/joke-t257.htm#1553 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/joke-t257.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/fish-care-sheet-t321.htm caimanhunter I hope no one takes offense. I apologize in advance. But when I saw the topic of "Fish" under the "Care Sheet" section of the forum, only one thing came to mind: Fish? This is the way I care for fish - 1 - I open the plastic bag the pet shop gave me 2 - I pour the fish into the croc pond 3 - I watch the caiman eat them. Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:53:11 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/fish-care-sheet-t321.htm#2120 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/fish-care-sheet-t321.htm http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/job-predictor-t256.htm boaboytony5
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Bet they got a suprise when they opened the box]]> Jokes & Other Fun Stuff Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:07:21 GMT http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/make-sure-food-suppliers-have-your-new-address-t266.htm#1648 http://exoticrescueforum.forumotion.com/jokes-other-fun-stuff-f25/make-sure-food-suppliers-have-your-new-address-t266.htm