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PostSubject: Redneck Vasectomy   Redneck Vasectomy EmptyMon Jun 15, 2009 10:54 pm

Redneck Vasectomy

After their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough, as they
could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,
' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are
legal in redneck country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up
to your ear and count to 10.'

The redneck said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me..'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count!






At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued
counting on his other hand.

This procedure works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi ,
Alabama , Georgia , Florida , Oklahoma , West Virginia ....and Washington DC ..

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