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PostSubject: THIS IS A CRACKER   Tue May 11, 2010 9:03 pm

THIS IS A CRACKER!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: 'Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a
development that is currently being built near your home and what are the
advantages of this new development.'

At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little Girls stay
behind for 5 minutes.

Teacher: 'Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your
parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that
for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking
you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears
rude, Get up and leave the class room'

Everybody agreed to this plan.

Next day, teacher: 'Is everybody ready with their assignment?

Go Ahead Anita'

Anita: 'Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't
have to walk so far to get bread and milk.'

Teacher: 'Very good Anita! Yes James!'

Koosie: 'Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My Daddy is a
carpenter and this permits him to work near home'

Teacher: 'Excellent, thank you James!'

At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the teacher asks:'Oh
heavens, tell me Johnny what new development is being built near
your home.' Little Johnny: 'Near my home, they are building a brothel'

As all the young ladies got up and proceeded to leave, Little Johnny says,
'Hey relax you little whores, it hasn't opened yet!'

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PostSubject: Re: THIS IS A CRACKER   Tue May 11, 2010 9:13 pm

LMAO!!!

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PostSubject: Re: THIS IS A CRACKER   Tue May 11, 2010 9:35 pm

Hey Admin. Hope you are good. Its wet, windy and cold at the tip of Africa today.

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PostSubject: Re: THIS IS A CRACKER   Tue May 11, 2010 9:58 pm

Snakes Incorporated wrote:
Hey Admin. Hope you are good. Its wet, windy and cold at the tip of Africa today.
Hey Mod, I am good thanks hope your well too. It's been wet, windy, snowing, sun shining here in 'Sunny' Bolton. xxx

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