Old men can still think fast
An old man in Louisiana had a big ol' farm with a big ol' pond out back. He fixed up the pond, set up picnic tables, horseshoe courts, planted apple trees and peach trees around his pond.
A good while later, the old man decided he needed to pay a visit to the pond and make sure everything was on the up and up. He brought a 5-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard sounds of playing and laughter. Upon arriving at the pond, he saw many young, attractive women skinny-dipping in his pond. He alerted them to his presence, and all the women quickly moved to the far end of the pond. "We're not getting out of the pond until you leave!" they told him.
The old man frowned sadly and said "I didn't come here to watch you swim naked or to watch you get out of the water naked." Holding up his bucket, he continues, "I just came down here to feed my alligator."
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