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 WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE . . . I'M BROKE!!

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PostSubject: WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE . . . I'M BROKE!!   WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE . . . I'M BROKE!! EmptyWed Feb 06, 2008 11:56 pm

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE . . . I'M BROKE!!



Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. "

"Go away!" I said. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!"

And proceeded to close the door.



Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration. " And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to my hallway carpe .

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. "

I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke do you not understand?"
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PostSubject: Re: WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE . . . I'M BROKE!!   WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE . . . I'M BROKE!! EmptyThu Feb 07, 2008 4:48 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE . . . I'M BROKE!!   WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE . . . I'M BROKE!! EmptyThu Feb 07, 2008 5:55 pm

thats great lol
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