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PostSubject: An atheist was walking through the woods.   An atheist was walking through the woods. EmptyThu Jan 03, 2008 12:01 pm

An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.


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He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.


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At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:


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"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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PostSubject: Re: An atheist was walking through the woods.   An atheist was walking through the woods. EmptyThu Jan 03, 2008 12:18 pm

ROFL now that is funny lol!
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PostSubject: Re: An atheist was walking through the woods.   An atheist was walking through the woods. EmptyThu Jan 03, 2008 3:10 pm

PMSROFL
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PostSubject: Re: An atheist was walking through the woods.   An atheist was walking through the woods. EmptyThu Jan 03, 2008 7:51 pm

LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: An atheist was walking through the woods.   An atheist was walking through the woods. EmptySun Jan 06, 2008 10:37 pm

Very funny Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: An atheist was walking through the woods.   An atheist was walking through the woods. EmptyWed Jan 09, 2008 2:45 am

good one
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