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Snakes Incorporated
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PostSubject: The rodeo   The rodeo EmptyTue Jan 22, 2008 12:14 am

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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'



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The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

They walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'



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The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,


'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'



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The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.

The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'






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The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.









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PostSubject: Re: The rodeo   The rodeo EmptyTue Jan 22, 2008 9:29 am

Cute!
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PostSubject: Re: The rodeo   The rodeo EmptyTue Jan 22, 2008 12:43 pm

Hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: The rodeo   The rodeo EmptyTue Jan 22, 2008 2:04 pm

hehehe thats class
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PostSubject: Re: The rodeo   The rodeo EmptyWed Jan 23, 2008 12:53 pm

lol!
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