Snakes Incorporated Moderator
Number of posts : 572 Location : Cape Town / South Africa Registration date : 2007-12-28
| Subject: The rodeo Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:14 am | |
| The rodeo A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR' The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.
The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.' The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery. | |
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caimanhunter Moderator
Number of posts : 1036 Age : 65 Location : Austin, TX, USofA Registration date : 2008-01-02
| Subject: Re: The rodeo Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:29 am | |
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Reptile Rescue Den Admin
Number of posts : 2711 Age : 54 Location : Bolton, Lancs. UK Registration date : 2007-12-24
| Subject: Re: The rodeo Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:43 pm | |
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squaddie79 Admin
Number of posts : 544 Age : 44 Location : some where in a tent Registration date : 2007-12-26
| Subject: Re: The rodeo Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:04 pm | |
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tilly790 Posting Python
Number of posts : 1295 Registration date : 2007-12-27
| Subject: Re: The rodeo Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:53 pm | |
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