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 BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES

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PostSubject: BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES   BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES EmptyTue Jan 29, 2008 12:24 am

BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES


Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:


1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously! wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
Cool Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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PostSubject: Re: BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES   BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES EmptyThu Jan 31, 2008 11:45 pm

does that mean eventually there wont be any men BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES 111427
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