Say Cheese?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=526457&in_page_id=1811

It should be an obvious rule - don't try to have your picture taken with a crocodile by waving fish bait at it.

As this startled tourist discovered, it won't work. And it annoys the crocodile.

The 12ft beast launched itself from the aptly named South Alligator River in Northern Territory, Australia, and tried to dine on Israeli backpacker Novon Mashiah.

"I was playing around, pointing at it, laughing - when it suddenly jumped up at me. I didn't realise crocs were so aggressive."
His antics drew a typically forthright response from Australians writing to the local paper.
One said: "What the bloody hell did you expect? That the croc would jump up, put his arm around your neck and smile for the camera?"
Another wrote: "What a dimwit. Considering you still have both hands, use one of them to slap yourself!"

Wonderful!

Hmmmm I think this guy needs a