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PostSubject: B.M.W   B.M.W EmptyTue Apr 01, 2008 6:10 pm
Old guy drives out of car showroom in his new BMWz3 convertable. Going on M.way doing 95 he soon is being followed by police....thinks to himself ..i can loose him & floors it doing 130 mph..suddenly he thinks to himself im to old for this & slows down & pulls over . Copper comes over & says Sir i have 15 mins to go to the end of my shift & its Friday & im off for the wk end if you can give me a reason for speeding that i havnt heard before i will let you go on your way... Old guy says Years ago my wife ran off with a copper & i thought you were bringing her back... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: B.M.W   B.M.W EmptyMon Apr 07, 2008 2:11 pm
lol!
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