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PostSubject: When in England.....   When in England..... EmptyMon Apr 07, 2008 7:21 pm

I was in London last month and met a very pretty double upper-extremity amputee at a pub we went to on Downing Street. She joined me and my new English chaps and let it be known that she wanted "to 'ave a go" with me.

I asked the guys I was with if they thought it was safe and if I should use a condom and Pierce answered, very nonchalantly, "Not to worry. She's armless."
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PostSubject: Re: When in England.....   When in England..... EmptyFri Apr 18, 2008 3:25 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: When in England.....   When in England..... EmptyFri Apr 18, 2008 4:01 pm

lol! That's bad! Laughing
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